Fowl Play
I fancy myself as a person of reason: Given a normal problem or question, using simple reasoning, I can usually come to a logical conclusion or explanation.
This one has me baffled:
Our mudroom door is vertical (like M O S T doors); the roof eaves extend about 10 inches out (like M O S T roofs). And yet……
Please tell me how it’s possible for bird crap to land on this door? (And this happens O F T E N !) I mean, does a pigeon target this door and BACK into it? Are there krapikaze fowl among us?
I may never sleep again.