She Sat On His Face
This has to be the funniest title for a news article that I’ve ever seen:
The Mom
Yea…….what she said!
Creative Parenting
Joey and Momo are learning quickly, I see!
The New Guy
The Prof and I were having blupper (combo breakfast/lunch/supper) today at a new BBQ joint. As we were waiting for our orders, I was watching the news on the overhead television and reading the captions aloud (The Prof’s back was to the set). The CNN story was a press conference about the recall of contaminated pet food. During the Hill’s Pet Nutrition respresentative’s statement, he made the comment about “taste-testing the products”. I looked at The Prof and said “Who the hell does the taste testing in a dog food factory?”.
Without skipping a beat (or cracking a smile), he stated “The new guy“.
Of course we both guffawed for a much longer time than those three words probably merited; but oh, life is fun when you don’t give a damn what the people in the booth next to you think.